Me watching “Eragon”
Okay, I’m here for Garrett Hedlund.
That boy who plays Eragon is irritating! Sienna Guillory is beautiful.
Little dragon is cutecutecute! Jeremy Irons is still hot.
Where’s Garrett, seriously? He’s on the poster!
GARRETT! For a second.
Gosh, this is boring and so retarded… Who wrote that dialogues? And dragons reading thoughts…really, WTF?
GARRETT! He’s got one line! Yep!
GARRETT FALLS FROM THE SKY. Is it a dream? Dark hair suits him as well.
Oh come on, these ugly creatures are like orcs… And the battle is, like, LoTR rip off. And that Eragon guy is awfully irritating. Where is Garrett anyway?
Garrett is badass! Robert Carlyle is scary.
This movie is cheesy. Still hope to see some Garrett.
Another minute of Garrett. I wish I watched his parts on youtube. Somebody kill Eragon, he’s such a douche.
This movie is like How to train your dragon + Lord of the Rings. But, like, 1000 times cheesier. And there wasn’t enough of Garrett! I’m disappointed.